Have you heard of the cow who attained liberation?
It was dyslexic and kept on repeating OOOOMMM !
A Zen student asked his master, “Is it OK to use email?” “Yes,” came the reply, “But no attachments.”
Don’t walk behind me, for I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me, for I may not follow. Just walk beside me and keep quiet. Or even better, go away.